2008年8月16日 星期六

搵工但唔肯面試的人

現今找工作,面試是必然的手續,但一百歲唔死都有新聞聽,原來有些人搵工,可以串到:「我唔會黎面試,你請就請,唔請就算。」

不知是否又是IT戇豆辦傳媒統籌林永君想出來的絕世好橋,據說IT戇豆在選舉期,一而再拒絕出席選舉論壇。

選舉論壇是什麼?是選民糟質候選人的唯一機會。候選人做了議員之後,四年間選民要拉他們下台很難,除非犯了如程介南當年那類嚴重的罪案。於是選民只能在每次選舉時,質詢他們的「代表」過去四年做得不好的地方。選舉的遊戲就是這樣:你有權監察政府,因為選民授權予你,但選民(包括對手)也有權監察你。選舉就如一個人搵工面試的過程,雖然明知會被人「糟質」,但要搵工,就要接受有面試。

八月十三日,商台黃永終於頂譚偉豪唔順,在節目批評譚偉豪:
小濤,我發現一個現象,就是當選民數目越增加,D候選人回覆同開放程度......亦都係成正比,除左有一個。除左一個人就叫做...我地聽日既功能界別既資訊科技界既譚偉豪,佢唔知係咪去完夏威夷返黎,扭扭拎拎扭扭拎拎,應承左我地兩次就推左我地五次,而家8:43,今朝早亞譚志豪仍然都話唔黎,但莫乃光就一早話左會黎。咁所以亞譚生,我唔知你扭完未,盡快話比我知你聽日黎定唔黎,如果唔係你攪到第二個候選人,唔知呢個係咪佢第二個策略黎架o者
此乃原文照錄。

選舉中,無論你是大老闆還是小小的程式員,只要你做了選民,你就是老闆,候選人就是來面試的人,但是譚偉豪居然拒絕出席論壇,比起那個被視為「二世祖」的田北辰還要「大牌」:田北辰畢竟願意玩直選這個遊戲、願意落區拉票、願意出席選舉論壇。我們也看見,香港的「大老闆」們,肯玩選舉這個遊戲的,即使含著金匙出生的如小小超,也願意見人──至少在選舉期間願意見人,願意拉票。

原來叫譚老闆還不夠,要叫譚大大大老闆才夠,而我們雖然是「老闆」,卻難賭這位來搵工的人一眼的風采,不知如果天無眼他當選了,日後「出巡」到立法會時,沿途的「庶民」見到這位如此大牌的「尊貴的議員」時,要不要三跪九叩,還是不准直望譚大大大老闆,恐有損龍顏?選舉時也不接受質詢,選民的臉可以放到哪裡去了?

當然,譚偉豪口齒不伶,英文發音出眾人人皆知,廣東話也不見得流利,加上腦筋轉數緩慢,而且戇豆事件數之不盡,出席論壇可算是「去一次死一次」,本來大大不合從政,上屆輸了給單仲偕還不知引退,可說沒有自知之明。是不是共產黨已找不到更好的人選在資訊科技界出選?今屆還是「派件咁野」落黎,又沒有趁過去四年好好地訓練一下這件物體,結果迫不得已,只有採三十六著走為上著之計,索性不出席論壇,避免講多錯多,以為這是上策,但在選舉中,這卻是大忌。

有時候筆者也有點可憐譚偉豪,自己出錢出力參選要用幾十萬,還未計拍IT達人的廣告費和製作費,單是為了這次選舉,花去百萬相信極為合理──在供應商眼中,譚老闆就如在額頭刻著「水魚」二字,唔開天殺價對自己唔住。花錢還不特止,請了一班瘟神回來,度些白痴橋段,還要自己親身上陣扮什麼白痴的IT達人,品味脫俗惹人發笑。若我是傳媒公關公司,寧願幫葉劉重建形象也不接戇豆的生意,因為無得做也。

最慘的,還是那班瘟神為了分去民主票,要譚生扮開明、扮民主、扮IT人。

不錯,候選人的形象可以在選舉工程中慢慢建立起來,但任何「形象工程」都必須配合「產品」的性格,而且不能急就章,需要時間讓人慢慢消化訊息。

以卸任議員單仲偕為例,九八年參選資訊科技界時,沒有蠢至拿著「我能代表業界」的訊息參選,因為這是沒有人信的東西。那時他不過講要「重返立法會」,是打政治牌。什麼資訊科技界代表 (不論有否說服力),是後來建立回來的。又以甘乃威為例,民主黨這麼不懂形象的政黨,也知要將他包裝為「專業中產」是沒有可能也沒有說服力,所以索性放棄他,改為宣傳尚為人接受的楊森。又或以阿嬌事件為例,如果阿嬌不是一直被營造為一個「天真無邪」的妹妹,相信裸照事件的衝擊不會如此大。

當譚偉豪擺明不是開明、不支持民主,但形象工程要他扮成如此,任何人做起來也困難,因為小圈子裡消息流傳很快,譚老闆近什麼人、政見如何,就是在論壇被「插」的好材料。況且,他本來就不是IT人,只是做字典的「廠佬」,他們那班瘟神,卻一而再要他扮IT人,一天到晚說自己是IT人。

Come on, give me a break. 什麼人要一天到晚強調自己是IT人?不是IT人的物體才要。你越說自己是IT人,市民越覺得你不像。試想想,你上次對一個人講:「我是人類」是什麼時候?我無印象,可能自己從來沒有講過,因為我一有認知至今已知自己是一個人。譚偉豪一天到晚說自己是IT人,就像一隻猩猩對著人類說:我是人類般「魔鏡魔鏡世上我最靚」的夢囈一樣難頂,但說上一千篇不會令廠佬味濃郁的戇豆基因突變成IT人。

雖說任何東西都可有辯駁之處,但有些事容易辯駁,有些事則很難解釋,即使如曾鈺成般,也不是事事可駁,可況戇豆口齒不伶,讀稿也有困難,要他辯論比要他拿博士學位更難。

當然,戇豆辦也一定知道,所以才會出下策,不讓他出席論壇。按莫乃光的「一面之詞」,譚偉豪不止不出席商台的論壇,連其他資訊科技團體的論壇也不出席,令論壇「攪不成」,相信也是選舉策略之一。

不過,不出席論壇,與民主黨不sell甘乃威一樣,或多或少承認自己的產品不夠好,而且自己的陣營怕輸,也沒有「體育精神」,最為選民看不起。

選民選議員的心理很怪。選議員除了選「叻」也有其他因素,例如靚仔靚女、宗教、政見、才能、個性、往績......,是按多元因素決定,很多選民,其實不清楚自己為什麼選某一候選人,只能很模糊的說:覺得佢好D。所以候選人縱使辯才差,不一定不能當選,但連選舉論壇都不敢出席的話,就給了選民一個訊息:我唔掂架,我唔敢面對。選民不其然對候選人的印象大打折扣,質疑日後找你幫助時,會不會不敢為他出頭。

共產黨不是精於研究人的心理嗎?為什麼這般簡單的道理也不懂?還是,戇豆已有百分百當選機會,所以視出席論壇與選民見面為無聊和浪費時間之舉?

IT選民真寧願選一個搵工但唔肯面試的選民嗎?我真很有興趣看看選舉結果

20 則留言:

匿名 提到...

A forum has been scheduled for 26 August. Mr. Bean should appear then.

It was organised by iProA with support by other IT related organisations.

According to the news dated 15 April 2008 at
http://www.soe.org.hk/news.asp, members of SOEHK, an organisation which is not related to IT (SOEHK members are not eligible for registration in IT FC) are encouraged to apply the membership of iProA. Among other IT qualified organisations, the cost of joining iProA seems to be minimal. As stated in the news, the first year membership subscription to iProA will be sponsored by SOEHK if the application is successfully assessed.

Do you know Mr Bean is a Senior Advisor of SOEHK and a Council member of iProA?

匿名 提到...

I think you're partly responsible for this : )

Apparently he's taken your advice of "knowing himself" and stop making a fool of himself in public. Not to mention attending programme hosted by anchor who got the conflict of interests.

After all, the public is not his target market.

Too bad you can't get paid for it : (

c'est moi

TranceLove 提到...

This is exactly the same as the CE election last year. Donald Tsang did not go to all non-official debates, except the one brocasted on TV.

I'm afraid you're right, bro. If you dig deeper into how the communists placed many so-called "IT people" into IProA, you'll know what I mean.

Samson can win with just these robot votes, no?

藍天蔚 提到...

Dear Anonymous,

I knew that iProA was founded by Ringo Lam - the media contacts of IT Bean - and Elizabeth Quat, DAB member who supported IT Bean. So we can expected that the rules and regulation might not be as far as those fora held by media organizations. However, it's still good that IT Bean is finally willing to attend some fora.

Regarding the question of exchanging membership, I hear this piece of information the first time and this of course will allow more unrelated people to register as ITFC voters.

This showed that the FC election has a huge loopholes to be abused and this is really unfair. The ICAC should look at the problem as soon as it can.

Lam Tin Wai

藍天蔚 提到...

Dear c'est moi,

so you understand how can I respect him and support him? I am really poor. By providing my advice, he avoided making further mistakes and he didn't even pay me!

May be I should issue a second invoice to IT Bean these days.

Lam Tin Wai

藍天蔚 提到...

Trancelove,

I am still looking at the results. I still believe that it requires a person with IQ not higher than 100 to recognize that Mr. Samson Tam is an idiot. I am now wondering the IQs of those people supporting Mr. Tam, although most of them are big brothers.

Of course, sometimes we may sell our souls to other things when the price is high enough. This appears all the time, even big brothers sell their own souls for somethings else.

But I still believe that ppl will look at the issue. I still think that even those "seeded" votes can think.

Lam Tin Wai

LUNG 提到...

so IT Bean become IT Chicken and he thought he is equal to Sir Donald Duck so no need to entertain all debates?

LUNG 提到...

SOE is now the only one, see CHKCI too who are all those computer shops in Golden Shopping Center, etc

香港電腦商會‧互聯網專業協會(iProA)會藉互換計劃

http://www.chkci.org.hk/program/function/news/page_news_popup.php?styleID=005001&structureID=601&topicID=101&news_id=1026&channelID=44&channelName=%B7s%BBD%A4%A4%A4%DF&topicName=%B3%CC%B7s%AE%F8%AE%A7&lang=hk&prePage=10&nowPage=4

匿名 提到...

If this page is submitted to newspaper publisher, do you think it will be published?

藍天蔚 提到...

lung,

He might think that you guys were idiots and it's wasting time to talk to the voters.

Lam Tin Wai

藍天蔚 提到...

lung,

I think you guys in the circle should file a complaint to the ICAC. I am an outsider and just don't know what is SOE or CHKCI.

Lam Tin Wai

藍天蔚 提到...

Dear Anonymous,

it depends. let's try Apple Daily or HKEJ. Others are serving the govt.

Lam Tin Wai

匿名 提到...

向黃金高登出發

早上大雨滂沱,差點以為下午的黃金高登洗樓行動取消。幸好天工尚算造美,陰陰天,義工們派傳單時反而舒服一點。

我一直都很喜歡和黃金高登的前線人員交流,這會讓我知道更多有關維修電腦時應注意的事項。加上中學時代我已經愛逛鴨寮街,得閒的時也會間中落下黃金高登,對深水埗一帶特別有感情。
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Extracted from Mr Bean's website.

Could you identify the reason for 香港電腦商會 to offer free membership of iProA to its members earlier this year? ;-)

藍天蔚 提到...

匿名:

哈哈哈!

藍天蔚

匿名 提到...

It's interesting to note that the website of 香港電腦商會 has disappeared!

C.H. 提到...

but the membership exchange program still there:

http://www.chkci.org.hk/program/function/news/page_news_popup.php?news_id=1026&styleID=005001&structureID=601&topicID=101&lang=hk

匿名 提到...

According to http://www.iproa.org/web/Individual_Procedure_July08.pdf, "voting members of iProA who are degree holders with four years or more of working experience in IT fields are eligible to register as individual voters of the IT Functional Constituency in Legco elections."

This may be the only organisation promoting the benefits of its membership with reference to voting rights in IT FC.

If the offer of drink or food would violate the legislation, I doubt whether the offer of free membership leading to a registered voter status in IT FC would be acceptable from legal point of view.

It's time to report to the ICAC!

Any supporter??

藍天蔚 提到...

匿名:

我贊成。

藍天蔚

匿名 提到...

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